age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life

now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

summary of male anime friendships

naruto and sasuke: i hate you so much i hope you die but let me spend the entire series running after you

luffy and zoro: more loyal to each other than your dog is to you

nastu and gray: why are we friends again

killua and gon: don't fucking die or ill beat your ass

kuroko and kagami: partners for life bruh

gareki and nai: i don't like people but you're an exception

suzaku and lelouch: emotional roller coaster

ciel and sebastion: you're fucking annoying but i love you even though i won't admit it

haru and rin: ok im going to kick your ass if you don't swim with/for me

eren and armin: i love you so much please don't die

soul and black star: bro were awesome bro

yoshino and mahiro: everyone makes me angry except you

rin and yukio: were brothers that can't agree for shit

hinata and kageyama: i don't like you but i need you

nine and twelve: fucking boss ass terrorism partners

nezumi and shion: we're dating

yata and fushimi: wtf happened dude